MWAHAHAHAH! Ten Sure-Fire Tips to get your book published!

So now I’m a published author I must have all the answers, right? Right! I’ve been given the secret code to the secret door to the Super Dooper Secret Club Of Super-Evil Published Authors, or SDSCOSEPA for short, but as no one could agree how to pronounce¬†SDSCOSEPA everyone calls it MWAHAHAHAH! When you’re initiated into¬†MWAHAHAHAH! …